"every man can now have his own island"

i really need to meet a wider variety of people...how come everyone else has connections?? i mean unless you know someone, hiring a hitman is pretty much impossible, and right now thats what i freakin need..i am so sick and tired of all the yelling and shouting and arguing in my house...all those only kids out there who complain out being lonely have no idea how lucky they are and all those couples who want to get pregnant and cant have no idea how lucky they are. PEOPLE YOU CAN HAVE SEX WITHOUT REPRODUCING. believe me youll all save your selves a lot of trouble and heartbreak. better yet...lets not make anyties at all...

ive had time to think about this and ive devised a plan.. using the worlds vast amounts of weapons WE CAN HAVE PEACE. basically we devide each continent into little squares and everyone lives by themselves..dont even bother with human companionship, each mini island will be equiped with one palm tree(including fruit) and ofcourse in case you really get bored a freakin talkin gorilla...if it worked for brenden frasier in george of the jungle why shouldnt it work for us...its really not worth "loving someone/family/anyother asshole you know" everything eventually ends up in the crapper...so lets not waste time..

okay people everyone pick an square area about 8'by8' and draw a square around it...anyone who doesnt get a square will just have to swim for as long as they can...and if you cant swim (me) then tough luck.....good thing ive already got my island