CAN U SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN??????????????????????

i mailed this to one of my friends and she actually had the audacity to post it...so i figure since its originally mine anyway i should post it as well...enjoy...or not...i dont actually care..

dear em,

this is a letter that i wrote to (friend who i will call cinnamon) like a month ago and since we never start new emails (just keep replying) i saw it and wanted you to read it. can u feel the hate? i wa in such a bad mood...i think its kind of funny, now that i think about it...cant wait till schools over....we have to have a party and invite the class...or atleast hang out...i feel like a freaking hermit...maybe i shoud stop shaving my face and let my beard grow so ill look the part (THATS A JOKE!!! JUST INCASE YOU COULDNT TELL AND DECIDED TO TELL ANYONE!!!) feed back is always appreciated...since your avoideing my calls and all...i figure the least you can do is answer my emails...oh wait i just remebered ur going to england and leaving me....fine....ill have my own party...but seriously read this, i soud like i am a mean drunk....
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!



cinnamon,
have you ever felt so FUCKING PISSED OFF that you wanted to grab the person bothering you and start BASHING THEIR FUCKING HEAD INTO THE WALL UNTIL IT SHATTERS AND THEIR BRAIN MATTER AND BLOOD COVERS EVERYTHING AROUND YOU INCLUDING YOU, AND ITS DISGUISTING BUT UR FINALLY FUCKING SATISFIED BECAUSE THEY NO LONGER EXIST.....oh kay....now breathe....i havent completely lost it so dont worry...said person is my FUCKING brother...(i know too much f-word usage) but seriously hes being the biggest ass and he just wont shut the hell up and he throws things at me all the time...writing it down makes it seem so trivial ...but if youve ever had someone piss you off so much then u know what i mean....just because hes taking his IGCSE's this year he has turned into the biggest fucking bastard...he thinks hes so smart and he keeps calling me a retard and making stupid remarks about how i am a retard cause i am taking the SAT...well if the british are so FUCKING SMART WHY THE FUCK CANT THEY TAKE CARE OF THEIR TEETH HUH????TELL ME COME ONE!!!! everyone here has this misconception that the british schooling system is sooooooooooo much harder......and so all the teachers think that the students who chose to go into the british program rather than the american program are gods gift to mankind...and believe me it goes to their head....did u know that in the boys section aziz's class just goes to the priniciple and make demands and they get what they fucking want??? what the hell....our english teacher took the IG and A-levels and she knows that their both the same...but no!!!!!!!!! i am concidered the stupid one....I CANT WAIT TILL WE GO INTO THE DESERT AGAIN....I LL START THE CAR WAIT TILL HES INFRONT OF ME AND FUCKING DRIVE OVER HIM...i really used to like him...i loved hanging out with him...but now hes has turned into the biggest most concieted furcker i have ever had the misfortune of meeting...even worse than zach hagart was (from elementary...what ever happend to him....is he still voted most likely to be a model...cause i personally think hes got the face of a baboons ass....Now, Jason Mars....that guy was hot............where did that come from??????????l..........well he did have that locker next to me all of 9th grade...and yes i do realize i am talking to my self...)
any way, were going to my aunts house tonight...so yay (total sarcasm) not that i dont like going over but i dont like the process of getting ready....i used to wieght 72 kilos last year and in america and i didnt give a damn.........now i weigh 58 kilos and i absolutely hate my self.. i cant get dressed with out getting all depressed about how horrible i look ....mom says ive got an image probelem and that i have no confidence and that she wants to send me to a shrink....ummmmm i wonder why i have no confidence...maybe its because my entire fucking life her and dad have been calling me fat and making me feel bad about my self.....ignorance really is bliss....i was so much better off emotionally when i didnt give a damn how i looked......
why am i telling you my life story.....i cant wait till the SAT and final exams are over...the whole class has decided we need a party....i need to go a little crazy....but dont worry nothing too serious i mean its not like theres alcohol (haram) or drugs (unfortunetly) and its just girls so that basically means just dancing like crazy....huh last year i would have rather died than danced in front of people....ive really changed...ok so ive written alot
hope aunt flo didnt bring uncle oscar...that was lame....i meant cramps....cause i get them really bad now....yeah....wahtever
love
anamil
forward all future emails to the saudi womens correctional facility where i will probably be after commiting homicide....whats the diffrence between homicide and murder anyway?????
ciao



and yes the rest of the names in this email are of real people...if they hadnt made my life miserable i would have changed it....so to all the zach hagarts out there.... i hope some psycho reads this and tries to find you....now that would make my day

oh and all you brits out there....dont take it too personally...i mean the whole teeth thing is true..but hey....at least youve got james blunt and jack the ripper
laters